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Editorials > Guillermo del Toro on the many projects he's turned down, including Se7en

Guillermo del Toro is a complete ****, and there's a good chance even he agrees with me. In an interview featured on Rotten Tomatoes Guillermo explains, "I rightfully said no to Se7en, because it was a great script but it was a very cynical view of the world. I loved it, I wanted to see it, but I'm a romantic, fat bastard and I don't subscribe to that view." I respect him for admitting that despite a movie having a great script, he's simply a fat romantic (idiot) that refuses to devote two years of his life to a project he doesn't wholeheartedly believe in.

He goes on to talk about the many movies that he's turned down over the years including Harry Potter 3, Chronicles of Narnia, and a few others, which seem like they'd be right up his alley. So what exactly is Guillermo looking for in a script? Eventually he admits that he turned down Blade 2 three times, before finally accepting on the basis that it would help him get financing for Hellboy. So, all that crap about losing two years of his life on a project he doesn't believe in goes right out the window, and what all the bull shit boils down is that Guillermo is a whore for Hellboy.

I can honestly say I have no problem with directors whoring themselves out for a good cause, except in this case the Hellboy franchise is anything but a good cause. Hellboy and Hellboy II are both mediocre films. Both are visually stunning but they suffer from a serious lack substance and relevance. This wouldn't really be that serious of an issue were it not for that fact that he will be directing the Hobbit. So my real concern is whether or not Guillermo del Toro can pull off the Hobbit.

Check out the interview below and you be the judge. Maybe I'm just angry because I went to a midnight showing of fat romantic movie called Hellboy II and lost out on some much needed sleep. 


Comments

Apocalyptic0n3 on 07/11/2008 1:46pm
Wow. Way to be the fucking ass hat, douche. Filmwad just lost itself a loyal reader.
AdriG on 07/11/2008 2:24pm
I'd honestly like to hear your thoughts on why you think Del Toro is so good. The first Hellboy is overrated - and this second one is also. We're just another blog voicing an opinion. Not to mention its my opinion, not FilmWad's.
Apocalyptic0n3 on 07/11/2008 2:58pm
I don't care how his movies are. You completely bashed (calling him "ass hat" stepped over the line) him in that last paragraph. And it does not matter who wrote it. It was posted on here as an editorial. I assume it went through some sort of editor before being posted. It's Filmwad's duty to make sure that shit doesn't get posted. This isn't the first time, either. I remember being called "stupid" last year simply because I enjoyed 300. Filmwad isn't faithful to its readers and hardly ever has been. So Filmwad just lost someone who checks the site 4-5 times daily including 8 hours a day at work with your RSS feed going in Outlook. Bravo.

And honestly, I loved the first Hellboy. I'm seeing the second one as soon as I get home from work and change. I loved Pan's Labrynth. I loved Blade II and fully admit that it was the best in the series. The Hobbit Duology is going to be amazing and I am honestly surprised that Jackson and del Toro haven't worked together before. So there.
DraytonSawyer on 07/11/2008 3:05pm
The writer of this editorial is an "ass hat". I base this on nothing but my opinion, which ultimately means nothing to him...much like his means nothing to Del Toro.

Del Toro rocks, get off your high horse. Hellboy is supposed to be a mixture of camp, action, and the bizarre not some masterpiece. For that matter, the man at least can make a masterpiece...Pan's Labyrinth, anyone? Cronos?
DraytonSawyer on 07/11/2008 3:07pm
P.S. I agree that he would have been wrong for Seven, it was better off in Fincher's hands. And Harry Potter? Look what happened to Cuaron when he directed one, they torched him for it. Fuck that. Del Toro (and Cuaron) are too good for that series. Also, I don't think Walden Media would have let him have the creative freedom to make a Narnia film he would have liked (and for that matter, one I would have liked either).
MrKurt on 07/11/2008 5:14pm
I've been a long time reader, who mostly reads the site without much to say.

@ Adri G, while I agree with most of what you're saying - I wouldn't go far as to say he's an asshat. and yes, FW should have fucking known better not to let that slide. Where's the ADMIN!!!

@ Apocalyptic0n3, I don't know why'd you leave the site for one article? Are you fucking related to the guy? Also, why and who called you dumb? I'd actually like to hear more about that. Cause I'm a nosy prick.

@ DraytonSawyer, haha Cronos. You're a clown. But I guess the old saying is true, "Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one." And btw, the Cuaron directed Harry Potter was clearly the best one of the series. And I hope you're not trying to compare Cuaron to the likes of Del Toro. They are clearly not in the same league.

Oh, and I did happen to catch Hellboy 2 earlier today and "Adri G" is correct in basically saying the movie was just as lame as the first one. That's my two cents.
King Kracka on 07/11/2008 7:14pm
Amazing. Of all the shitty films and all the shitty film makers out their you target Del Toro? Seriously? Hell of all the shitty comic book movies ALONE and you target Del Toro and Hell Boy? If you didn't really care for the first one why would you be dumb enough to go see a midnight showing of the second one? For that matter, why the fuck would you BITCH about it? Don't come in here and bitch about losing sleep because you were seeing Hellboy II if you didn't like the first one and probably had a decent idea that you wouldn't like this one either.

As far as Del Toro and those other movies are concerned, I'm with Drayton on this.
Apocalyptic0n3 on 07/12/2008 11:13am
MrKurt: Here. The first freaking result when searching "300" here. http://filmwad.com/if-you-love-i-300-i-you-might-be-an-idiot-4750-p.html You'll notice I threw a fit back then too, albeit with a different account. I said it then and I'll say it again, if this site wants to compete with Slashfilm or Yahoo! or MTV or any of them, they have to get the damned editorials off the front page. Half the time they are bashing one person. Calling a director who you obviously do not like an "ass hat" is out of line and, to be honest, showing that you yourself are the "ass hat".

And for those of you that want to know, I saw Hellboy II yesterday. Quite the movie. I still think the first is better but only because I think they gave del Toro too much money for this. He takes things to the extreme when he has money. He'll be fine with The Hobbit because Jackson and WETA will keep him in check. But it was still a wonderful movie. And to the writer of this article, in this new millenium there has only been one masterpiece film in my opinion and it was Pan's Labrynth. And... look at that. Guillermo del Toro created it. The man is one of the greatest living directors. Spieldberg, Scorcese, Spike Lee, Jackson, del Toro. That's how it goes.
Apocalyptic0n3 on 07/12/2008 11:18am
And just because I can't edit my post above, I would like to say that you didn't change your site. Your Filmwad Rants column died down after that but the editorials continued. They had a more censored feel to them but they were still the main focus of the site. Lately it seems like the editing of the said editorials has gone from little to none. Whoever is the editor of this site sucks. Plain and simple.
DraytonSawyer on 07/12/2008 11:04pm
MrKurt, I'm a clown? Sure, but I'm a clown that understands that not every stinkin' movie is supposed to be utter genius. So fuck off in that respect. Also, quoting crap like "opinions are like assholes..." makes you sound like some retarded 5th grader, but that's just my opinion, asshole.
Also, why wouldn't I compare Cuaron to Del Toro? They are both out-of-the-blue Mexican directors that have, according the majority of critics, made leaps and bounds in their respective genres. Also, I never said I hated Cuaron's entry into the Potter series, i just thought his talents were very under-appreciated by the fans of said series and, most importantly, wasted on drivel for attention deprived kids. Not that I'm bashing that series in it's entirety, just making a generalization for the sake of argument.
King Kracka on 07/13/2008 03:36am
"quoting crap like "opinions are like assholes..." makes you sound like some retarded 5th grader, but that's just my opinion, asshole."

Nice, I got a good laugh out of that line. Good stuff.
FatalError on 07/14/2008 7:38pm
Umm, did the site get hacked or something? I'm noticing a serious drop in the journalistic integrity of a few recent posts. I hope this site isn't turning into a glorified flame board for people.
King Kracka on 07/14/2008 7:51pm
It is/has. If you know of another good movie site I'd love to know of it.
Apocalyptic0n3 on 07/15/2008 10:36pm
/Film and MTV Movies Blog. They both seem to get a lot of exclusive news first (since.. you know, it's exclusive news for every site nowadays). So if you don't like the shit that is getting posted on here, follow me out the door people.
Bobsmack on 07/19/2008 03:04am
screw this site guys! go to slashfilm.com it is so much better than this site! these guys are turds
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