Written by John Lichman
Pfft, it's Friday. Read this handy guide for writing a screenplay!
2 Don’t show off
European writers in particular try to make their work look complex and clever. The major skill in screenwriting is making the multifaceted seem simple and accessible. Look at Shrek.
5 If it’s not 90 minutes then there must be a good reason
Generally speaking, one page of screenplay will take a minute of on-screen time. A movie should be 90 minutes. If your script is over 100 pages there had better be a good reason for it (Ghandi was deserving of three hours; many others are not). Commercially, if you go much above 100 minutes the cinemas will lose one showing a day.
6 Choose your protagonist
Movies should have a protagonist. This can be more than one person (Crash), or even an inanimate object or a place (Fargo). They do not always have to be sympathetic, but they do have to be intriguing.
There, go write something put it on YouTube. Remember to credit FilmWad at the Oscars. You're welcome.
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PS: when you copy something from another site (that's right, he didn't write these) blame author who is being mocked for spelling errors, it's only fair.
I know it can be hard to read sometimes, but...no, wait, it's actually quite easy to read this, assuming your native language is English. I hate to be two-timing on the grammar card, but you might want to pull out the old Hooked on Phonics yourself.
But seriously, OP, what's your gripe with Snyder?
I guess it depends on the way you look at it. 300's absurdity was what made it awesome. I don't think Watchmen could be in better hands. At the very least, Snyder cares about preserving the story.